It happened again.
Another regrettably out of context jersey piece has made it into a trading card, requiring an update to our ranking of the most unflattering sports cards ever.
This time, the victim is Jimmy Butler. The card is his Pristine Patches 1-of-1, recently pulled on camera from a box of 2024-25 Panini Immaculate Basketball. The jersey patch within this supremely rare card that’s a part of a high-end set reads “poo.”
How did this happen? Well, that’s what makes this card even worse than it first appears. The patch is from a Miami Heat jersey, Butler’s team from 2019 until early last year. Miami’s jersey sponsor is Robinhood and the patch is a segment of their name — it’s the “ood.” Yes, it was put into the card upside down so it looks like “poo” instead.
Now, this could have been an accident. Jersey pieces going into cards upside down happens from time to time, but usually because it can be hard to tell which way an out of context little piece of a jersey should be aligned. But it shouldn’t be that hard to tell that there shouldn’t be a “poo” patch on a card. An example of a piece of the Robinhood patch put into a Butler card (his 2024-25 Panini Flawless dual patches numbered 3/5) the correct way recently sold on eBay, too.
(If you’re interested in how patch cards are assembled, Panini produced a video in 2013 showing their process.)
So now it’s time to update the rankings, and there’s really only one spot where a card like this should land. But first, here’s a reminder of our preamble from the debut edition:
These cards are far from the only unflattering or regrettable sports cards produced over the years. This phenomenon really seemed to explode during the 1990s, when sports card production was at an all-time high and photographers and manufacturers were seemingly looking for ways to keep things interesting. Below is an attempt at ranking some of the most egregious examples throughout sports card history, but this list is far from complete (also note that it doesn’t include pre-determined, agreed upon gags like Keith Comstock’s famous minor league card).
Unflattering sports card power ranking
19. 1991 Fleer Bill Pecota #565/Chris Sabo #80
1991 Fleer Baseball is widely considered to have one of the ugliest card designs of all time, but the set also features some highly questionable photo choices. Why pick a photo that makes it look like Bill Pecota is swinging and missing the ball by a mile? Better yet, why do virtually the exact same thing to Chris Sabo too?
18. 1999 Score Rich Gannon #218
Again, this is just an odd action photo to choose for someone’s card. Rich Gannon probably still has nightmares about this moment and here Score commemorated it on cardboard.
17. 1992 Classic Four Sport Dave Tretowicz #218
Although Dave Tretowicz played for the U.S. in the 1992 Olympics, he never made it to the NHL after being drafted by the Calgary Flames. It seems this is one of just a couple of hockey cards he ever appeared on. And it features a photo of him with his eyes closed.
16. 1996 Pinnacle Bob Hamelin #289
There is no other explanation for some of Pinnacle’s image choices than that the company simply had it out for certain players. Bob Hamelin is one of them. Even he doesn’t know why Pinnacle chose to use a closeup of his Spring Training photo day ID shot (players hold up a card with their name on it so photographers can more easily identify each subject when going through all their images from the day). Still, Hamelin got off easy compared to some others…
15. 1993-94 Stadium Club Jud Buechler #45
Jud Buechler went on to be a three-time NBA champion with Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, so you can’t feel too bad for him about this card existing.
14. 1991 Ultimate Draft Kerry Toporowski #48
Well at least Tretowicz, Hamelin, and Buechler had their faces visible on their cards. This is just a card of Kerry Toporowski’s backside! Clearly manufacturers were making cards just for the sake of making cards at this point.
13. 2024-25 Panini Prizm LeBron James #130
Back in 2008, Topps produced an iconic card depicting LeBron’s signature pre-game chalk toss. And in 2024, Panini decided to do their own version, but theirs did more to highlight a now middle-aged man’s battle against his hairline. And to make matters worse, they used the exact same image on the back of the card as the front.
12. 1996-97 Upper Deck Elliot Perry #250
Elliot Perry’s nickname was “Socks” because he wore exceptionally high socks when he played. This is not a good enough reason to have this man lay in a bathtub filled with socks for his basketball card photo (and yes, this one probably violates the “no predetermined gags” rule we set out at the start, but this is just so weird that we’re making an exception for it).
11. 2005 Skybox Limited Edition Yao Ming jersey patch #43
Putting the piece of Yao Ming’s jersey directly over his face is a definite flaw in the design of this card. But at least you can see the ball clearly.
10. 2020 Panini Mosaic Jam Masters Blake Griffin #2
From one guy’s head being obscured to another guy’s head being bizarrely enlarged. This card is just terrifying.
9. 1994 Pinnacle Museum Collection Pat Meares #304
Pat Meares must have done something truly terrible to the employees of Pinnacle for them to make this his baseball card.
8. 1990 Upper Deck Bill Buckner #252
The key to this card is the backstory: Bill Buckner let a ground ball go through his legs in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, contributing to the Boston Red Sox losing to the New York Mets to extend the team’s curse and prompt decades of scorn aimed at the first baseman. So when Upper Deck used an image of Buckner with the black hole of the opening to the field tarp roll behind him positioned right between his legs, it raised eyebrows. As it was recently admitted, this was no coincidence and the image was specifically chosen to poke fun at Buckner’s famous mistake years earlier.
7. 2018 Topps Gallery Austin Hays #99
This is just mean. Austin Hays does not look like this.
6. 2024-25 Panini Select Bronny James Jumbo Patch Black Finite 1/1
Unless James has a long career with the Lakers, this one just isn’t going to age well. The word “LEAVE” is from the phrase “leave a legacy,” which is a Kobe Bryant tribute printed above the jock tag on Lakers jerseys. The card sold for $1,802 on eBay back in July. However, it might be the first in history that could increase in value if its subject is unceremoniously cut by their team.
5. 2013 Leaf Pop Century Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding dual autograph #CS26
This card features sticker autographs, which means Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding signed a sheet of nondescript stickers and then Leaf decided to put one from each on the same card. This decision likely did not thrill Kerrigan, especially under the framing of the two being “co-stars,” as she has tried to distance herself from Harding since being the victim of a very real assault ahead of the 1994 Olympics.
Other bad card pairings: 2008 Ace Authentic Grand Slam Margaret Court and Martina Navratilova dual patch (Navratilova has called Court a “racist and a homophobe“) and Leaf’s Trinity Rodman and Dennis Rodman “Family Ties” dual auto (Trinity Rodman has been very public about her difficult relationship with her father).
4. 1990 Pacific Senior League Jim Nettles #126
This is another new addition to the rankings, a card Tyler Holzhammer recently wrote about. It’s an obscure one from a set for a short-lived independent baseball league and it includes a vulgar phrase on the knob of Nettles’ bat. Sound familiar? A similar thing happened with a more prominent card just the year before, and we’ll get to that one in a moment. Welcome to the vulgar bat knob portion of the rankings. Nettles’ bat knob said “A—hole” on it, which feels just a smidge better than what the next one said…
3. 1989 Fleer Bill Ripken #616
Ripken eventually admitted to writing “F— Face” on his bat knob himself after initially claiming to be the victim of a clubhouse prank, though he never intended it to end up on a baseball card. And then, after the card had caused perhaps the biggest controversy in the history of the industry, he said he gave out signed copies of it to the groomsmen in his wedding. So even he didn’t find it too unflattering. Still, this card has to be near the top of this list.
2. 2024-25 Panini Immaculate Pristine Patches Jimmy Butler 1/1
Is there really anywhere we can rank a “poo” patch card than No. 2?
1. 2018 Panini Flawless Tobias Harris 1/6 #THS
Although this card is from Harris’ time with the Philadelphia 76ers, the patch is from his Los Angeles Clippers jersey. When Harris played for the Clippers, the dating app Bumble was their jersey sponsor and an unfortunate segment of that patch ended up in this card. To have the largest letters on your basketball card spell out “bum” is just about as bad as it gets (particularly given how Harris’ time with the Sixers went). Maybe it will be an ongoing debate, but this seems a bit more pointed and cutting than a “poo” patch, so it stays in the No. 1 spot for that reason.
The current owner of this card displays it at shows with a “NFS” (not for sale) sticker on it. Because you simply cannot put a price on the Tobias Harris “bum” card.
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